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BBC launches Pornography Channel
The BBC entered a new era this weekend with the launch of ‘BBC Hardcore’ – a free to air pornography channel intended to compete with the fastest growing area of digital broadcasting. ‘BBC 69’ as it...
View ArticleDrone captures eerie image of abandoned X-Factor hopeful
A drone flying over the Basingstoke area has captured ‘spine-tingling’ and ‘disturbing’ images of a former X-Factor contestant, who had been personally built by Simon Cowell out of blonde highlights...
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Danny Dyer to appear on £20 note
Danny Dyer will appear on the next £20 note, it has emerged. The English actor will controversially replace artist JMW Turner as the Banknote Character Advisory Committee’s number one choice. According...
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‘No safe limit’ for pizza
Chief Medical Officer Dame Sally Davies, 66, shocked the UK’s population with the announcement today that there is no safe consumption level for pizza. Dismissing the notion that pizza is OK as part of...
View ArticleDominic Raab thought Juneteenth was a singer in Little Mix
Foreign Secretary and Martin Luther King fan, Dominic Raab has received more scorn heaped on existing levels of scorn, after saying he thought that Juneteenth was a singer in a popular girl band....
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Unreality TV ‘will never catch on’, experts conclude
It was the surprise minority hit of 2013: stories seen on television that were not actually true in any sense but rather contained in ‘scripts’ produced by ‘writers’ and played out by trained...
View ArticleUK ‘overwhelming favourites’ to win Eurovision
The UK are surprise favourites to win the Eurovision Song Contest, being held in Rotterdam. This follows Boris Johnson’s decision to deploy the largest British naval fleet since the Falklands War to...
View ArticleCowell bombshell as X Factor ‘binned for good’ by ITV over sick scam claims
Purveyors of utterly mindless shite to the masses, broadcaster ITV, has announced it no longer wishes to contribute to Simon Cowell’s personal fortune, and has axed its one time flagship entertainment...
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